Draco the Death Eating Cupcake

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Hello people of the internet! My name is Katie and I am a 25 year old college graduate with a BA in psychology. I draw digitally sometimes and like to reblog fun, random, and/or fandom things. I use she/her pronouns. I hope y'all have a wonderful day. :-)

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etakeh

In case you think the writers on strike aren't making good use of their time, think no more!

tweet from Dan Amira @DanAmira I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me. 12:03 PM · Jul 17, 2023 included is a photo of a 2 bros pizzaALT
gonna go one brother at a time photo of a 3 bros pizzaALT
no surprises so far photo of four brothers pizzaALT
getting to be a lot of brothers but this was expected photo of five brothers kitchen & cafeALT
fine, sure photo of six brothers dinerALT
gotta be getting close to the end now... photo of cafe taverna barbcue seven brothersALT

Only click the read more if you're fully prepared. I'm taking no responsibility past this point.

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etakeh
July 19, 2023 7,315 notes
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catchymemes
July 19, 2023 26,404 notes
notkatniss

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need to smoke with him

notkatniss

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he’s such a fucking liar. not into bdsm. explain this CHRISTOPHER

alvane

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ziraseal
notkatniss
July 19, 2023 10,278 notes
humandisastersquad

What kind of device do you usually use/prefer to listen to audio with in public (pics + definitions below for clarification)

wired earphones

wired earbuds

wired headphones

wireless headphones

wireless earbuds

apple airpods (+ copy cats)

true wireless earbuds

other (in tags)

i'm an asshole who plays stuff out loud

a pair of black wired earphonesALT
a pair of black wired earbudsALT
a pair of black wired headphonesALT
a pair of black wireless headphonesALT
a pair of black wireless earbuds connected to each other with a wireALT
a pair of white apple airpods with their caseALT
a pair of black true wireless earbudsALT

earbuds: have tips that go directly into your ear canal

earphones: rest on the outside of your ear canal

headphones: two ear cups that either go on or over your ears, connected by a headband frame

airpods: giving apple (+copy cats) their own category seeing as they're considered "''the default"" and are so popular etc. Also they're closer in style to earphones than earbuds and it's nearly impossible to find true wireless earphones etc. If you use wired earpods then they're under the wired headphone category.

wireless: have a wire connecting the two earbuds but not to the audio source

true wireless: no wires at all, what you usually think of when someone says wireless. include styles with ear hooks etc. to keep them in place

(definitions from here)

zukkababey
humandisastersquad
July 19, 2023 447 notes
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey

so SAG-AFTRA finally released some official guidance for fans, viewers, creators/influencers, critics, and more during the strike. here's what you need to know:

  1. if you see a publication/news source/journalist talking about a piece of struck work, that's ok. they're allowed to do that.
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2. they're asking regular viewers and fans to DONATE TO STRIKE FUNDS, SHOW UP TO PICKETS IF YOU CAN, and please do NOT boycott streaming services or movies in theaters.

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3. influencers, content creators, cosplayers, and anything in between is still a bit of a grey area, but they're asking people to use their best judgement. "organically" means UNPAID promo (like an invite to a premiere without being paid, being sent a publicity box, letting the company's social media post a photo of you in cosplay, etc).

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obviously this doesn't answer every question, and isn't hard and fast rules for fanworks, but it can at least inform how you personally choose to move forward when posting online and moving publically. i hope this helps!

SAG-AFTRA Strike FAQ: How the Rules Apply to Influencers, Journalists, Cosplayers and More
The SAG-AFTRA strike has sparked a great deal of discussion and confusion about what is forbidden and what is still OK. SAG-AFTRA has put ou
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey
July 19, 2023 27,157 notes
vicartless

Introducing my SPACE AU !! 🪐

Astronauts Mario & Luigi crash on a planet under attack. In the midst of the chaos, Luigi is framed and imprisoned with the true thief of the planet's Star, Bowser, while Mario must work with Commander Peach to prove his brother's innocence.

(I give more up-to-date posts on my Twitter bc I suck at Tumblr 😂 See u there if u wanna follow along !! 💕)

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vicartless
vicartless
July 19, 2023 131 notes
txttletale

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THE FRENCH????????????????????

insomniac-arrest

People with French. People experiencing France. People with France illnesses.

inhumansandwiches

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shadow-of-a-dream
txttletale
July 19, 2023 60,355 notes
lanieslane

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When your lettuce is stolen right out of your mouth.. 😔

patronusgpig
lanieslane
July 19, 2023 38 notes
were--ralph

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

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yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

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luxflora
were--ralph
July 19, 2023 112,425 notes
asterosian

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This kid is awesome

softened-hearts

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Cute how people who say this shit dont say transphobia doesnt exist just because shitty parents might kick out a trans kid because they think it's because they're gay. It's all terrible and parents being bigoted and neglectful and abusive. To parents like that it doesn't matter if you're gay or trans or ace, it's all the same to them and they don't want you in their family.

Using this as a "gotcha" to belittle the experiences of those who've gotten kicked out after coming out with the bonus of not even being believed for what they came out as is disgusting.

If you're someone who's so wrapped up in your exclusionary ideology that you're denying the experiences of fucking children kicked out of their homes and abused after coming out, for the love of whatever you believe/don't believe in, fucking re-evaluate.

fuckyeahasexual

Also to everyone like “this fake, aces don’t get offered conversion therapy”

In this recent UK study cis asexuals were the most likely to have conversion therapy equal to cis gay/lesbian people. And the most likely to have it offered.

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https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/721704/LGBT-survey-research-report.pdf

Stop basically yelling Fake News!1 and re-evaluate why you refuse to listen to victims of abuse.

fuckyeahasexual

Also people should stop reblogged this with “why would a parent kick a kid out for not having sex??.”

1) Stop equating sexuality to behavior. Don’t do it with gay people, don’t do it for ace people.

2) Faith based groups, especially those who are not pro-LGBTQ don’t magically see aces as acceptable. They view them as not-straight therefore wrong.

3) If you are abstinent it’s supposed to be a sacrifice you suffer through to show your strong faith. Sex is meant to be your reward for being married. Being abstinent in a faith based groups works until you are meant to get married, be fruitful, or summit to your husband. The moment you decide you don’t want any of that for yourself now or in the future it’s a seen as a problem.

4) You’ll note that lots of number 3 is sexism, sex negativity, and the forced continuation of nuclear families something that directly and indirectly adds to homophobia and transphobia. And instead of saying “hey this ace, this victim of abuse, gives us an opportunity to discuss all of those wrongs in society, plenty of people just reblog “but why would you kick a virgin out??”

Learn what asexuality is, and how our fight for liberation has benefits for everyone.

bleekay
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asterosian
July 19, 2023 74,840 notes
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socialmaya
July 19, 2023 42,884 notes
bard-irl
hometoursandotherstuff
July 19, 2023 3,279 notes
teaboot

If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. YThey wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

feral-bookwoom

On it boss!!

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teaboot

[id: a set of 5 UNO cards upon which has been written, "Yes", "no", "I don't have a card for that", "can't talk right now 😢", and "I have powerful wizard magics 🙂". End id]

luxflora
teaboot
July 19, 2023 26,940 notes
kibumkim

Flat earthers are dumb as hell that being said this map is sick as hell and I wish it was real

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kibumkim

Imagine living in a world where if u go far enough u just hit the walls of asgard or the forever ocean

luxflora
kibumkim
July 19, 2023 2,221 notes
humandisastersquad

What kind of device do you usually use/prefer to listen to audio with in public (pics + definitions below for clarification)

wired earphones

wired earbuds

wired headphones

wireless headphones

wireless earbuds

apple airpods (+ copy cats)

true wireless earbuds

other (in tags)

i'm an asshole who plays stuff out loud

a pair of black wired earphonesALT
a pair of black wired earbudsALT
a pair of black wired headphonesALT
a pair of black wireless headphonesALT
a pair of black wireless earbuds connected to each other with a wireALT
a pair of white apple airpods with their caseALT
a pair of black true wireless earbudsALT

earbuds: have tips that go directly into your ear canal

earphones: rest on the outside of your ear canal

headphones: two ear cups that either go on or over your ears, connected by a headband frame

airpods: giving apple (+copy cats) their own category seeing as they're considered "''the default"" and are so popular etc. Also they're closer in style to earphones than earbuds and it's nearly impossible to find true wireless earphones etc. If you use wired earpods then they're under the wired headphone category.

wireless: have a wire connecting the two earbuds but not to the audio source

true wireless: no wires at all, what you usually think of when someone says wireless. include styles with ear hooks etc. to keep them in place

(definitions from here)

zukkababey
humandisastersquad
July 18, 2023 447 notes
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